Evil Guide Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to leave, frightened by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy United Nations. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about Horror's beyond Man's Comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to name you Evil Man/Woman of the Year.